Thursday, May 05, 2005

Making babies without sex

Ladies, are you sick of having to be passionate with your hubby? Are you tired of having to become intimate just to create life? Well, you too can make babies without the hassle of nookie. Just one quick phone call to the University of Tennessee will put you on the road to having stem cells scraped off the surface of your ovaries. With this simple and pain-free procedure, scientists can provide you with a limitless supply of eggs.


Just think, while scientists are slaving away in a lab to create your offspring, you could be out shopping. Don't want hubby nagging you about how much you're spending while shopping? Just leave him behind to view our extensive supply of magazines and videos.

If you act now, we'll throw in our newly patented jar opener-bug squisher combo. Now you don't need men for anything!!!


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