Finding Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. And as we start the winter, we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things that I had started but had not finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, the Kahlua, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.