The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

I finished reading yet another great novel by Terry Pratchett. Here are a couple more quotes I liked from this one:

Hey, we don't do breaking and entering -- we just steal from governments!

It worked in the fairy story 'The Seventh Wife of Greenbeard,' where she broke out of his Room of Terror and stabbed him in the eye with a frozen herring."

"That was a fairy story?" said Keith.